The Captain turns into Aqua-man!

The captain moments after emerging from the lakeside pond on the 5th hole at Plantation in Frisco.  The captain failed to heed the warning of his partners and followed his Titlest Pro-V1 into the water.  Moments after shaking the excess water off his body, he asked for more strokes!

The Kangaroo Court Publishes Their All Time Hall of Shame

Tommy, Davie and I thought long and hard during the rain delay at Colonial and we came up with our all time Hall of Shame.......

1) Tommy tells  a Marshall to "Just F _ _ _ _ n fix it"
2) Davie flattens tire with direct hit to valve stem with hybrid club
3 ) LULU loses his wedge in a tree and plays in sand trap after drinking too much whisky through a straw
4) Tom A Hawk looses putter in a tree
5) Captain goes swimming at Plantation
6) Davie hits tree stump and throws Tommy from cart
7)  The Captain hits a vulture in mid air with a well struck 7 iron
8) Screener eagles 15 on the Old Course and promptly places his drive on 17 onto a patio of the hotel next to the fairway, not once, but twice!
9) Skipper actually believes Smitty when he tells him he just has to tinkle in the toidy....

This is fun stuff....what are we missing??????

Golf is Dangerous!

Welcome to the new blog for my golfing buddies.  During the Colonial Golf Tournament, Davie, Tommy and I decided we needed a common place to share stories of golfing tragedies and triumphs - mostly tragedies.

We should all share our funny stories and enjoy the fellowship during our time together.....