The Kangaroo Court Publishes Their All Time Hall of Shame

Tommy, Davie and I thought long and hard during the rain delay at Colonial and we came up with our all time Hall of Shame.......

1) Tommy tells  a Marshall to "Just F _ _ _ _ n fix it"
2) Davie flattens tire with direct hit to valve stem with hybrid club
3 ) LULU loses his wedge in a tree and plays in sand trap after drinking too much whisky through a straw
4) Tom A Hawk looses putter in a tree
5) Captain goes swimming at Plantation
6) Davie hits tree stump and throws Tommy from cart
7)  The Captain hits a vulture in mid air with a well struck 7 iron
8) Screener eagles 15 on the Old Course and promptly places his drive on 17 onto a patio of the hotel next to the fairway, not once, but twice!
9) Skipper actually believes Smitty when he tells him he just has to tinkle in the toidy....

This is fun stuff....what are we missing??????