Dateline:  Coppell    January 12, 2015

It is the end of a long business day and as I wrap up a day of fire fighting, problem solving and making people smirk, I am pondering our past golfing efforts.....and a smile comes to my face!

Yesterday while watching the Cowboys get robbed during their playoff game, there was a discussion about my first post on this blog highlighting the top 10 craziest events out on the course.

During the conversation, we explored some things that happened BEFORE and AFTER teeing whitey up on a peg...

Exhibit A:  (Before the course) This photo illustrates what happens if you are Dave McCune trying to use a coupon at Coyote Ridge.  Sorry, this isn't what happens when you try to use a coupon.  When you try to use a coupon, you just get told they don't accept coupons.  This happens to you when you tell the club pro to charge your gas credit card any amount he feels is fair including a tip for himself for being a JACKASS! 

 

Exhibit B:  (After the course) This photo was shot moments after the captain's last drink one day at Indian Creek.  Apparently, medication, wind conditions, phase of the moon and a few other elements contributed to the captain being over served to the point of regurgitation .....as the podsies were scattering (and laughing), one bar maid was hear - "they can fire my f..ing ass before I'm gonna clean that up!"

Two classics - enjoy your day.....more to follow on Memory Monday!